June 2012
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Reasons I am single
I’d rather take Nyquil than cuddle.
Anonymous asked: fuck me you are gorgeous
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Hi, I’ve had two days off of work and have watched every episode of Rocko’s Modern Life on Netflix. Wanna date me?
May 2012
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me in every situation: im too punk rock for this
Vaginas are cool because they are a portal from the underworld.
Anonymous asked: shut up Justin. You have ladies swooning over you all the time
Anonymous asked: I like you. you can get it.
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Anonymous asked: Does anyone like you?
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Folklore
Hemlines darkened brown from ignored puddles, the scent of rain conquering asphalt in late July. Easy succumb, easy ego. Relativity, final words, disappearing semblance to retain. My mouth working you like the moon does tides, pulling, pushing. Built a tolerance to everything between touch and the smell of liquor as you breathe over my neck. Mechanical at the hips working with a quiet hum...
wolfami:
S - Balderdash
Jenn Ghetto is...
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physicalgrafffiti:
These Are My Twisted Words |...
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Phoenix Coyotes Pretend Homeless Drifters At...
ohhossanight:
The Onion
PHOENIX—Upon returning from their elimination from the Western Conference Finals Tuesday, the Phoenix Coyotes convinced themselves that the homeless drifters occupying the Greyhound bus station were adoring fans waiting to welcome them back. “It eases the pain to see so many fans back here waiting for us, and it looks like most of them were even camping out for a while...
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In addition to losing 40 pounds last year
I have lost 10 in the past month. Goodbye chub.
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I'm a big boy.
My little cousin told me she is going to beat me up at her birthday party, so I went out and bought a pricey Supersoaker. I know how to manage my money.
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